num not


similar in pr-nounciation to num lock on a keyboard, num not is when you meet that annoying b-tch or b-st-rd at a party, and when they ask for your number, you give them a fake one. hense, num not.
jill drunk and hideous: can i get your number?
john: yeah sure… here it is…
brown: dude, did you actually give her your number?
john: h-ll no bro… i gave her the num not!

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