numbchucks


a colloquial variation on the word nunchucks which was popularized by the 2004 cult cl-ssic, napoleon dynamite.
i’ve got awesome numbchuck skills.
slang for nunchaku, ie, two rods connected by a cord or chain, used as a weapon.
the only man who was able to numb chuck norris’s body was bruce lee. then bruce did a flying jump kick into heaven because g-d wanted to learn jeet kune do.
the man that you are going to give a bl-wj-b to must eat 10 mentholated sucrets and wait about 30-45 minute
after the wait you may give him a bl-w j-b
the sperm was effected by the sucrets and made num so once hitting you mouth it will make you tounge numb and send a tingly sensation throughout the mouth
hope you enjoy!!!
dude last night tommy took his moms mentholated sucrets and gave me the best time of my life/ best bl-w j-b ever!!!! he likes to call it a
numb-chuck!
alternative (correct) spelling of numchuck
“how about a numbchuck,” dana asked terry seductively.
a beating device comprised of two sticks connected by a chain. primarily used by the ninjas in order to dominate those samurai pansies.
if you don’t shut up, i will hit you in the face with my numbchucks.

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