number 1 draft pick


usually given to the cr-ppiest teams in the league to improve their record next year but only to find out either:

they did do good in college but suck in the professionals ryan leaf

got a serious injury greg oden

overrated pieces of cr-p who might end up in jail michael vick

or just plain overrated kwame brown

so in reality number 1 draft picks are expensive bench players who make things worst… unless your lucky michael jordan
1998 charger fan 1: who was our number 1 draft pick this year?

1998 chargers fan 2: ryan leaf

1998 charger fan 1: i smell super bowl!

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