nut pie


an ancient foodstuff invented by aborigines. they would gather a variety of nuts from the forest and cook them in a light pastry. the sort of thing ray mears might enjoy making. in some cases the aborigines would roll the nuts up in a leaf and light it, thus creating a nut cigar.
ray mears: “what are you doing there?”
aborigine 1: “gathering nuts for a nut pie.”
rm to camera: “he says he’s gathering nuts, for a nut pie.”
aborigine 2: “sod off, ray.”

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