a m-ssive p–p (bm). it’s a relief to excrete a big dump sometimes.
ladies and gentlemen, today i’m proud to announce that i delivered chipotle child number 200 to the world!
- erection injection
using an erect p-n-s and sticking it in someone that looks as though they could use it to help ease the pain or make them feel better/good. that chick looks pretty sad over there, i’d give her a shot of my erection injection and perk her -ss right up.
a more intimate version of “thank you”. used when replying to an appreciated action, compliment, or gesture from someone you often sh-g. often used as an indicator that the appreciating agent intends to initiate a good sh-gging upon the recipient at some unspecified date within the near future. “chayne-chu for bringing dinner to me this […]
- oddball wednesday
when you’re having a particularly weird day, not exclusively a wednesday, wednesday is in the phrase because it is notoriously known as the weirdest day. shout out to amy kinley who is probably experiencing an oddball wednesday. -person having a weird day- “i’m having such an oddball wednesday” “i know! it has been weird”
- harambe memes
a series of memes that where created shortly after may 28th 2016 following the death of the gorilla harambe. did u see those harambe memes about hillary clinton!
death drop god; the life of the library; sarcasm level is second to none; ugly af tho talesi told me to suck his -ss with a straw.