number 3.1
when you’re using your breat pump but forget to screw on the bottles so it leaks on your crotch and when you finally notice you’re sad you’ve lost all the milk so you start crying and pee yourself
things sleep deprivation lead to: today i started pumping at work but forgot to screw the bottle in. i’ve now officially wet my pants at work… just with milk instead of pee. i got so emotional that i cried and peed myself and made a number 3.1
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