number cruncher


number cruncher – a girl who’s idea of maths is seeing how many inches she can “crunch into any hole”
jenny’s crunched the numbers and her new best for -n-l was 10 inches – number cruncher
3 more definitions
1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data

2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate
the number crunchers work harder than the rest of the company.
one whose primary vocation is dealing with numeric data. examples of professions that might be referred to as number crunchers are accountant, data processor, statistician, mathemetician, etc.
i’m so glad i’m not a number cruncher like those poor b-st-rds in the statistics division.
people who do soduku puzzles while taking a cr-p.
he’s one of those number crunchers in the bathroom.

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