number one dad


an eight piece ska band from ney york. songs include “ballad of the chairy tree”, “just kidding”, and infamous covers of “someday” by the strokes, and “superheroes” by the greenertons. their fanbase is composed mostly of teh ladays.
nick the rick: dude, i found this new awesome band called number one dad

keenan: dude, i know, i’m in that band

nick the rick: oh ya, you must get a lot of teh ladays

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