Number one
yourself
gotsta look after number one
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the best, greatest of all time
he was number one after he won
shortest haircut a guy (or gal) can get.
check out that bogan with a number one!
being at the top of your friend’s best friend ranking. a number one takes on duties and privileges that must be held account for.
luan: yo peter, you’re my number one now.
peter: what about pat?
luan: man that sk-nk ahh nig aint nothin but a b-tch
peter: thank you luan, i’ll do my best.
commander william t. riker
make it so, number one.
captain jean luc picard addressing commander william t. riker.
you have the bridge number one. i have to go take a number two.
when something is amazingly awesome, parcticly too awesoem to think aobut, so you say its number one!
apose to it being number two, meaning the same thing as the bathroom -ssociated thing.
“rico, this thing is number on!”
“thanks, man. this is number one!”
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