number-two pill


a pill you take when you are extremely constipated.
“baby, why is your stomach so hard? when is the last time u did number-two?”

“mama, i don’t know.” “well that’s too long!” “forget the prune juice, you are getting a number-two pill before you go to bed tonight!”

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