Numbers On a Screen
what money is. also, what you say to rationalize blowing all your money on booze/women/toys/c-ke. replaces “little pieces of paper,” which is deprecated.
guy 1: sh-t, $100 for four shots of patron?!
guy 2: man who gives a f-ck, money is just numbers on a screen!
guy 1: you right.
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