Stealth Jew
the most feared and dangerous type of jew in the known universe. he lurks in the shadows and startles non-jews who happen to cross his path. upon startling his prey, the stealth jew will shout “shalom” and hit the non-jew on the head with a stealth dreidal, the weapon of choice for these fearsome hebrews. several hours later, the non-jew will awake with a severe headache and a significantly lighter wallet.
i would have come earlier, but a stealth jew took my bus money.
a jewish person who due to genetic variables or intermarriage is often mistaken for a christian person.
usually a larger, more aggressive, heavily armed jewish person.
the goldberg/lyle alzado kind of jew… not the woody allen/david schwimmer kind of jew.
all the money… twice the testosterone!
bob: did’ja hear the one about the jew in the concentration camp…
marc: what did you say motherf-cker?
bob: what, are you a heeb or something?
marc: kick, stomp, smush… “that’ll learn ya… b-tch”
bystander: check it out… stealth jew!
a person who, at first appearance doesn’t appear jewish, but upon further conversation, reveals him/herself to be.
a: so, what did you do over the weekend?
b: i fasted.
a: wait, why?
b: it was yom kippur… duh.
a: wait, you’re jewish?
b: yeah, i’m a stealth jew.
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