numptcake
1. mild slang implying inept-tude, particularly with regard to poor driving, originating on the road to salisbury.
2. also used to describe unattractive women who appear hot at distance.
1.alright numptcakes, it takes two to tandy. b-tches.
2. jones: christ on a stick, look at that fine piece of -ss!
gorman: sit tight friend, that’s no fine piece of -ss. take a closer look.
jones: dear god, you’re right. it’s a numptcake. run!
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