Numptified


when something is numptified, it has gone wrong, generally in a silly or just plain pointless way. also it can be used to describe somebody’s brain function, especially due to lack of sleep.
“d-mn it, the cake’s gone numptified – it hasn’t risen at all”
“sorry if i’m not making sense, i’ve gone numptified since last night’s party”
“that numptified checkout girl couldn’t find the bar-code on the back of my book. it was totally visible though!”
when something is numptified, it has gone wrong, generally in a silly or just plain pointless way. also it can be used to describe somebody’s brain function, especially due to lack of sleep.
“d-mn it, the cake’s gone numptified – it hasn’t risen at all”
“sorry if i’m not making sense, i’ve gone numptified since last night’s party”
“that numptified checkout girl couldn’t find the bar-code on the back of my book. it was totally visible though!”

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