Nun Punch
1. punching a woman, who has devoted her life to g-d, in the face. 2. punching a penguin in the face.
1. yo did you see bryan punch that b-tch -ss nun in the face?
2. i went to the zoo and nun punched all day…they kicked me out.
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same as a donkey punch, but done while wearing a nun’s habit
she was catholic, i couldn’t just donkey punch her. i gave her a nun punch instead.
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