perfect crime
a crime which has no recourse against the perpetrator, however it is certainly not a victimless crime. it’s virtue comes from the victim’s inability to provide coherent testimony.
ghb and a nixon mask, ahh the perfect crime! good luck testifying cupcake!
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p–ping in the work bathroom stalls without anyone realising it was you.
someone came in to pee while i was p–ping at work yesterday, so i stall stalled until he left. perfect crime!
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