Nuno
legendary surname of super cool persons with stunning good looks and kick -ss skills. traits -ssociated with such persons include, incredibly great timing and luck, the ability to draw all attention in the room, the ability to evoke emotions such as love/l-st at first sight, and the ability to hypnotize you and make a groupie out of you…..(beware)
skills include, super omega death punch and flaming sideways (10x better than chuck norris’s) hyper kick
although nuño is a surname it will most often overshadow any other name in conjunction with it.
“dude dont fkk with that guy…he will nuno your -ss up”
“….aww dude that chick is a total hottie…but shes a nuno….way out of my league…”
“did you see that hot -ss hunk? what a fkkn nuno….(sighs)”
person 1: “hi, my names david nuno”
person 2: “wow, thats a bad -ss last name man, can i just call you nuno?”
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tall, dark, and handsome man of portuguese descent. a romantic with thick wavy hair that women can’t help but touch. adventurous, spontaneous and fun-loving, both men and women are drawn to his magnetic charm. an extraordinary man in every way.
girl to friend: “sorry, i didn’t hear a word you said after than guy smiled at me…he’s such a nuno! i so need to run my fingers through his hair.
a s-xy looking milano man
carly check out that nuno, d-mn is he fine
pertaining to some one who is bat sh-t crazy
hey, i saw a nunos running around naked in walmart the other day.
surname bettencourt, guitarist with extreme (the best band ever). the best and s-xiest guitarist ever, too.
is of portugese origin.
check out nuno’s killer solo on m-th- (i don’t wanna go to school today)
verb or adjective, synonym for the word hater, to hate, or just hating.
guy: hey did you see that girl i was talking too??
guy2: yeah i did, i seen better.
guy: d-mn dude stop being such a nuno!!!
the greatest guitar player on earth. plays in a band called population 1.
steve vai has great technique, but he’s no nuno.
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