Nurf
slang for v-g-n- or c-nt
“it’s nurf or nothin”
when you’re out on a beach and a runaway surf board hits you just below the nose.
omg! ryan! you’ve been nurfed! let’s get you to the hutpital down the street!
adj. something you say when someone does something stupid.
person 1: “i just accidentally deleted all my music”
person 2: “haha! nurf!”
a man who plays with little boys b-lls.
man 1: did you see that buy over there playing with that boys b-lls?
man 2: what a nurf.
a person that shows up at a formal event in a t-shirt and jeans and pretends to be important.
look at the guy in the brown t-shirt sitting in the brides maid’s seat…the nurf!
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