Nurofen Wank


the art of beating yourself off so much that it hurts, but you also get the pleasure of shooting your load. this can also be achieved after violently stabbing yourself whilst masturbating hense the name nurofen w-nk as pain/relief
greg – “my c-ck hurts so much”
martin – “whys that greg did you score some mean p-ssy last night?”
greg – “nah i just had a major nurofen w-nk”
martin – “your f-cking crazy”

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