Nut Allergy

in a man’s case, having a nut allergy is to be h-m-phobic. in contrast, a woman with a nut allergy is a lesbian.
1. whats nick’s problem with sebastian getting all touchy feely?

dunno, he must have a nut allergy.

2. “does she want to go to the prom with me?”

nah, she can’t cos of her nut allergy.
an aversion to sitting next to people on public transport.
p-ssenger: “excuse me, can i sit here?”

you: “no, i’ve got a nut allergy.”

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