Nut baby


a baby born to the kind of family that is commonly described as trailer trash or ghetto. a child of severely dysfunctional (often very young) parents, often with too many siblings, no proper home life, violence, drug abuse, no aspirations to a better life, too many appearances on daytime talk shows. meant as a humorous term for an obviously serious problem, baby is not a nut until enough time has p-ssed to inherit parent’s nuttiness. plural form used by talk show host frosty stillwell on january 23, 2014, during his show as broadcast on 910 radio in san francisco.
i saw another crazy couple, with a baby, might as well call it a nut baby. those nut jobs out there keep on turning out more nut babies, out-reproducing us sane folk. pretty soon we’ll be up to our -sses in nut babies.
referring to your s-m-n as individuals instead of just a clump
“my nut babies were all over her sheets last night after i nutted”

“hold up girl, i got a nut baby in my teeth”

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