Nut-Crush
when you cross your legs like a woman and your nut slides into you abdomen crushing it with thigh and gut.
i chucked my leg over the other to look cool but quickly uncrossed when i reaslised i got nut-crush. the chick asked me what was wrong and i said i pinched nerve in my back.
she was onblivious to the nut-crush. most chicks don’t get nut-crush.
you want crushed nuts in your smoothy??
no i’ll hold the nuts thanks.
a chick who you can’t stop f-cking, but would never be seen in public with. a woman who owns your soul until you bust a nut on her, then you want nothing more than to leave asap.
“dude, i got a nut crush on that bolivian -ssistant manager from the taco time. i feel sick, it’s like going bareback with star jones”…
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someone who is constantly around you or kissing your -ss. “dude you such a nut flie” “get off my f-cking nuts”
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when guys lift up their junk before sitting down in order to avoid sitting on their boys. man that guy just smashed his b-lls when he sat down. yeah he should have nut-lynched.