nut-cuttin’ time
time to get serious, time to stop messing around
phone rings…(i answer talking to matt)
matt-hey whats up dude? you wanna go to the party tonight? ill pick you up.
me-i can’t tonight, its nut-cuttin’ time on my english paper. ive got to finish it tonight or my figurative b-lls will be cut off
matt- what the h-ll does that mean
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