nut gobbler


a prost-tute or wh-r- that swallows a man’s load. made popular by a south park episode involving the crippled jimmy and his quest to find a prost-tute to relieve his erection. thanks trey & matt!!
that ho is a nut gobbler. she can’t get enough of my j-zz.
a.) one who places a person’s t-st-cl-s in his or her mouth for the soul purpose of inflicting physical and emotional pain.

b.) a south park character.

c.) a wh-r- who sucks big b-lls.

d.) any person who has ever been called one of the following: louis, ben, or joey.
man, you’re such a nutgobbler. you practically bit them off!
gobbles your nuts but not your p-n-s
the nutgobbler gobbled my nuts.
michael jackoson is the nut gobbler. word for word- he gobbles nuts
m.j: little boy will u sleep with me
boy- no way no how
m.j: oo darn
boy- shut up, the nut gobbler

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