nut mustard
slang term for sperm , j-zz, c-m , etc
she had lots of nut mustard with her man sandwhich
dry crusty bits stuck in between the foreskin
johnny scr-ped his nut mustard onto his girlfriends chin
s-m-n
she swallowed all of my nutmustard last night after taking the whole lenght of my love hotdog.
a condiment that comes out of a wiener instead of going on to it.
he spread his nut mustard all over the buns.
the rank crusties that grow on your b-lls due to absence in bathing
hey joey i havent showered in days! come smell my nut mustard.
originated in 16 century england, it is an alternative word for c-m, it can also be shortened to nut
“i spewed my nut mustard in her face”
“i nut in her eye”
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