nut pouch
a sorry sad sac of a person who is a human being, or lack thereof.
me: ryan w is such a nut pouch he sits with his d-ck in his hand all day long…..except it’s a tiny little p-n-s, no bigger than a girls nipple.
my boy: boy ryan really is a d-ckless nut pouch!
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