Nut Punt


an extreme kick to the b-lls, involving a running start for added momentum, as well as backwards arm thrust for improved balance and positioning. ideally, the victim will be propelled upwards and back away from the punter, while making a series of very contorted faces and a loss of breath will occur. occasionally, this can result in ruptured t-st-cl-s, but in most cases is a good entertaining break from day to day boredom, for everyone around!
“whoa that dude just got severely nut punted!” as victim is achieving liftoff

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