nut shelf
a small, but st-rdy peice of flat material (usually wood or plastic) that when attatched to the user’s inner thigh creates a wonderful area in which to rest his nuts
maurice got hit in the b-lls by a savage ape child so now he wears his nut shelf for support.
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