Nut Song


a song played by someone to celebrate getting a nut. it is traditionally played early in the morning in a fraternity house as the girl is leaving in order to a.) wake up your neighbors to let them know you got a nut, and b.) alert your boys so they have a chance to check her out as she leaves. it is also typically a really funny/goofy song, eg. the ymca song, or jump (for my love).
“yo, it’s 8:30 in the morning. who the f-ck is playing “it’s raining men”?”

“oh, that’s dave’s nut song. let’s go check her out.”

“f-ck dave. i don’t care if he got a nut. i’m going back to bed.”

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