Nut Soothed
having a readily-available stress release when trapped in recurring, highly-tense situations, such as traffic jams or dmv lines.
being nut soothed has the same effect of drinking hot coffee on a cold day, being distracted by good music or having a dog lick your face. it’s not quite as dramatic as winning the lottery, being molested by your favorite p-rn star, or watching your football hero head-b-tt an annoying compet-tor, however.
“i am brain dead, stuck in traffic with rain. nut soothed listening to mahler’s symphony #2, “resurrection” on the radio.”
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