Nutbanger
a near impossible basketball shot patented by kobe “i’d rather shoot over 3 defenders than p-ss to an open teammate” bryant. there are many variations on the nutbanger shot but the general idea is that kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. faced with this situation instead of p-ssing to an open teammate kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.
1. did you see that nutbanger by kobe last night ? it missed and the lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.
2. odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a nutbanger instead and missed and the lakers lost the game.
a near impossible basketball shot patented by kobe “i’d rather shoot over 3 defenders than p-ss to an open teammate” bryant. there are many variations on the nutbanger shot but the general idea is that kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. faced with this situation instead of p-ssing to an open teammate kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.
1. did you see that nutbanger by kobe last night ? it missed and the lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.
2. lamar odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a nutbanger instead and missed and the lakers lost the game.
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