the act of sh-tting in your hand and using it a lubrication for masturbation.
howard was turned down by the fat chick at the bar so decided to use the nutella pinhammer.
b-tch hold the f-ck up person 1) hey can you come here please? person 2) yeah, just gimme a sec. person 1) no! i need you rn got dammit! person 2) bhtfu!
- air parcel
to have a fart, but in front of family members, particularly your mother/grandmother i’m so sorry, i have just delivered an air parcel
- sigh biscuit
saskia’s saying for a long, deep audible breath expressing sadness, relief, tiredness, or similar. sam – “i have to go to bed now” saskia – “ohhhh sigh biscuit”
- step sis
plays with you when your parents aren’t home godd-mnit step sis stop coming into my room and giving me head!
- glowed down
where u grew up uglier jenny has glowed down