nutes
nutes is a common slang term for plant nutrients. nitrogen, phosphate and pot-ssium (npk) or any of the micro nuttrients, sulphur, calcium, magneseum and iron, etc..
joe topped off the nutes in his hydroponic resevior.
a slang term for nutria (large aquatic rat). also used as a deregatory dis toward others.
“whoa dude did you see that huge nute!”
“quit being a nute dude! let me borrow a dollar!”
“my parents are being nutes, i cant hang out tonight.”
nute (‘nüt, ‘nyüt)
n.
1. a pocket of intestinal gas that has been released back into the colon rather than expelled through the r-ct-m.
2. an unsuccessful fart.
trying desperately to alleviate her discomfort, conchita nuted through the entire cl-ss.
a dungeon master of fantasy baseball. quite simply a fantasy baseball overlord. any disrespect paid to a nute will be met with a mighty thrashing come h2h time. you hope your baseball league doesn’t have a nute. basically, if you’re in a league with a nute just give him your money before spring training ends.
“this is only a ten-team league, i can’t stand the idea of playing with a nute and only having three playoff spots to fight for. my team just isn’t that good! (sounds of crying)”
something so crazy that you can’t even type “nuts”.
sara: what the f-ck’s a nute?
carena: something so crazy, it’s nuts.
short for “nerdy cute”. a girl who has a nerdish appearance, possibly wearing gl-sses and resembling a librarian. the trained male eye can see past the nerdiness and get straight to the potential for hotness. a man who finds a nute often feels like he has found a hidden treasure and will fanatsize about taking her out of her nerdy sh-ll and turning her into a s-x maniac.
the nute ties her hair in a bun and wears those dark-rimmed gl-sses, but most men can see how hot she really is.
a synonym for the slang “nuts” referring to the t-st-cl-s of the male anatomy. it is usually used in insults typed by young boys patrolling the internet.
$up4d34th={lolz}=: how did u killme hacker
$up4d34th={lolz}=: i’l hackur computer give me ur email
$up4d34th={lolz}=: u guy suck nutes
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