nutritionologist
‘new-trih-shun-olo-jist’
a self proclaimed nutrition expert, who has studied at the school of social media and googling.
a true nutritionologist understands that life long learning is important, but that trolling is importanter.
1. hey bro, i hear you’re the one to speak to in this joint regarding nutrition?
nutritionologist: d-mn straight, i’ll give you the low down on why keto is bull cr-p and how to get abs whilst eating pizza.
2. what’s the difference between you and a dietician?
nutritionologist : i have a personality… oh and they have a b-tt load of education.
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