Nuts-Faced
a common term used by fanatics of ncaa football describing a severe instance of being out-schemed, or getting sh-t on by a grand scheme offense, usually in a shotgun set. named so for the action of “nuts to the face” oft practiced by such football fanatics.
-player 1 runs the p-ssing play 4 verticals with oregon’s offense, p-sses to his x receiver, and completes for a 55 yd. touchdown-
player 2, the defender, shakes his head in shame.
observer–“d-mn you just got nuts-faced son!”
alternative use–nuts……….face. (rinse and repeat)
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