nutsack johnson


a pledge who is very knowledgeable about the fraternity during his pledge education process.
evans f-cking knew the paragraph, man, i think he’s the n-ts-ck johnson of the cl-ss!
1. a term given to an unsuccessful explorer who manages to discover nothing of importance during his/her career

2. an unemployed immigrant that sells refurbished laptops in order to support a costly drug habit.
1. david became the first n-ts-ck johnson in his fleet after returning home empty handed from his arctic expedition.

2. that n-ts-ck johnson is going to single handedly ruin our reputation for selling quality refurbished laptops.

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