nutscaping
the act of capturing the most beautiful of vistas with a camera pointed backwards through your legs at such an angle as to capture the aforementioned view with a tasteful hint of scr-t-m in the blurry foreground.
tommo : “i just love blackpool tower.”
dave : “yeah, we so gotta nutscape the view”
both turnaround, drop their kecks, bend forward, position their camera thru their legs capturing the splendiferous blackpool tower garnished with a hint of scr-t-m to the right. beautiful nutscaping,
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nutscaping is the act of taking a picture with one’s t-st-cl-s hanging over the imagery one wishes to capture.
jim: “have you seen my holidays pictures in the sahara?”
maurice: “yes, yes, i’m not falling for your nutscaping pranks again.”
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