Nutshot
it is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his t-st-cl-s against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
man, i just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
dumb —- 7th graders that think its funny to make gangs to hit people in the nuts;proper use: after punching nuts say nut shot
kid#1:nut shot!!!!
jack:oh —-
kid#1—- yah
jack:(squirming gonig saving private ryan)my b-lls….my b-lls
the art of shooting ones enemies in the t-st-cl-s. and/or the only vunerability is being shot in the t-st-cl-s.
“hey, i emptied a clip into you and u didnt die fkn cheater!” -reply “u have to shoot me in the nuts, its the only place im vunerable”
when you take the extra skin on your t-st-cl-s and form it into a cup then add alcohol and make a person (preferably a girl) take the shot.
guy: hey! take the nut shot
girl: okay!
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