Nutsucker Pussypucker
a strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of everclear, vodka, triple sec, wild berry schnapps, and boonsfarm hawaiian punch mixed with pineapple juice, v8 splash and fruit drink. beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. serve with ice.
this drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second cl-ss ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted v-g-n-.
nate: “what are we drinking tonight?”
nick: “sh-t nigs! i just made me some nutsucker p-ssypucker!”
nate: “h-ll yea! i’ll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!”
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