nutty cletus


this is where you chew up some goobers (chocolate-covered peanut candy) and spit them up somebody’s -n-s. then they p–p the contents of their b-tthole into your mouth.
man #1: what should we eat while we watch t-tanic tonight?

man #2: how ’bout some goobers?

man #1: oh i’m sorry we’re fresh out due to the huge nutty cletus i gave your wife last night.

man #2: oh.

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