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nyarg is a magical word. you can use it as a reply to basically anything. seriously.
bella: “edvard, we is married nao. please penetrate my virgin entrance. tee hee hee!” ^_^

upon casting his creepy, yellowish eyes on his new wife, edtard observes that she has already pealed her f-cking wedding dress off. edtard, being the flaming h-m-s-xual he is (he f-cking sparkles and has never once dated a girl before bella), sees her perky, high school girl br–sts, and is suddenly disgusted.

edtard: “nyarg.” ಠ_ಠ

fortunately, he was able to get through the hot and sweaty night by thinking of a wild threesome between himself, emmett, and jasper as he violently pounded into his new wife, who, unbenownst to him, had a shattered pelvis and was suffering from internal bleeding.

it’s a breaking dawn spoiler! sorry, to any of you angry twitards! i suppose i should have warned you earlier.

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it can also be used when you have nothing else to say, because sometimes when you need a moment, you don’t always have twix.

jane: “d-ck…i-i have something to tell you. i’ve been thinking about it for awhile, and…well…”

d-ck: “yes? what is it, my sweet little bran m-ffin?”

jane: “i…i love you, d-ck!”

-pregnant pause-

d-ck: “nyarg.”

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additionally, ‘nyarg’ can be used when choking on the aforementioned bran m-ffin.

d-ck: “yeah, so, mmph…yum. anyway, after looking at some rather delicious hentai, i–”

carlos: “hey, what’s with the weird face? you…uh, you look like you’re c-mming. you okay, man?”

d-ck: “ack…ah…nyarg!”

after d-ck collapsed on the floor, twitching rather pathetically, carlos continued to look on with abject fascination, completely oblivious to the growing tightness in his own pants. it was only after d-ck’s chest ceased to heave and his limbs went limp that carlos realized that ‘nyarg’ was a call for help, and not, in fact, a l-stful moan.

the bran m-ffin wasn’t that particularly good, anyway.

back to the point: that isn’t to say that it couldn’t be a l-stful moan, though. it probably could be. but i don’t think i have to provide an example for that one. you’ve probably got the idea by now.

now, run off, little one! share your knowledge of nyarg with the world! remember that mommy loves you!
1) started being used in south east in 2001, people would shout “nyarg” to announce their presence
2) little green man
“oh, nyargy nyarg nyarg”
nyarg – interjection
used to describe a feeling of frustration; in a particularly bad situation that may seem hopeless; used to denote the feeling of hopelessness,
“i expect you to submit a five-thousand word essay by tomorrow on the subject of the quadratic formula and its uses in everyday life.”
“nyarg!”
stands for “not your average round gluteus” (gluteus as in gluteus maximus or b-tt, for those of you who have not been through anatomy cl-ss).
a guy sees a p-sserby chick’s -rs- and shouts “nyarg!” in a gleeful way, arousing suspicion of being a rapist to those nearby.