nyarring
pr-nounced nyu (as in bun) and ring. when your kids won’t shut up and start irritating the h-ll out of you. the south african equivalent of nagging. derived from the rawlins family in south africa who had ridiculous amounts of children.
kids: do we really have to milk the cows at 04h00 in the morning before we walk to school?
father: yes
kids: but…
father: no buts!
kids: but its cold and its 10 kilometers to school.
father: stop your nyarring!
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