Turd fishing
t-rd fishing is when the water level in a toilet is very high; or a man’s p-n-s is recovering from a hard-on and is still semi-erect and the end of his p-n-s is submerged like fishing bait. much like fishing but in a toilet so therefore fishing for t-rds.
“holy sh-t man those, toilets are insane i had a nibble from a foot long whopper because i was t-rd fishing for so long!”
occurs when you are extremely constipated to the point where you have to insert a finger into your compacted r-ct-m and “fish” out the t-rds. usually results in a bl–dy finger/t-rd.
man, last night i was so constipated and the stool softener wasn’t doing the job so i had to go t-rd fishing.
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