NyQmare
a crazy dream brought on by consumption of nyquil, or other similar cold/flu medication.
similar to a fever dream.
“that double dose of nyquil gave me the craziest nyqmare last night. dig… clay aiken and i were sitting on carmen miranda’s shoulders eating bananas from her headdress thing while she was being tickled by eric m-ssa, all while liberace and elton john played dueling pianos.”
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