Nytear
the emotional state one finds themselves in when waking up in the morning and realizing how cr-ppy the day will be. this feeling can not be felt after 10 am, or before 4 am. it is the rarest of all emotional states.
becca: hey, how was your morning?
ryan: i realized it was monday, so i was feeling quite nytear.
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