Tamp-punt
while playing soccer, one may run at full speeds towards a female who has possesion of the ball. while being on her “time of the month”, the player will attempt to kick the soccer ball away from the hormonal female, miss, and punt her right in the v-g-n-. unfortunately, she will be wearing a tampton. the impact feels as though the tamp has been lodged deep into your v-g-n-l crevaces.
kris- “lookout, brianne, i’m comin for the ball!”
brianne- “go easy on me, my uterus is about to explode!”
kris runs as fast as a speeding train, attempts to kick the ball, misses and boots brianne right in her tw-t.
brianne – “oooww!! you mother f-cker! you tamp-punted me!!!”
kris – “whoops.”
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