O.A.Ped
an elderly ped’hest.
comes from ‘old age pensioner’ and ‘pedestrian’.
1. “hold on guys! o.a.ped coming, we don’t wanna knock her over!”
2. “check that o.a.ped’s wheelchair! it’s got alloys!”
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