O Kazakstan
kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
all other countries are run by little girls
kazakhstan, number one exporter of pot-ssium
other countries have inferior pot-ssium
kazakhstan home of dipsh-t swimming pool.
its length 30 meter, width six meter
filtration system a marvel to behold
it remove 18% of human solid waste
kazakhstan, kazakhstan you very nice place.
from plains of darashik to northern fence of jewtown.
kazakhstan friend of all except uzbekistan.
a very nosy people with bone in their brain.
kazakhstan industry best in world.
we invented toffee and trouser pants.
kazakhstan’s prost-tutes cleanest in the region.
except of course for too many scars
kazakhstan, kazakhstan, you very nice place.
from plains of darashik to northern fence of jewtown.
come grasp the mighty p-n-s of our leader.
from junction with the testes to tip of its face!
o kazakstan is the best song ever.
sacha, i kneel before you.
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