Oaf


a large, clumsy, slow witted buffoon. one that acts oaffishly.
you f-cking oaf!
(n.) unintelligent, tall clumsy person with large hands and feet, and a small p-n-s. competes in sports while using simplified language such as ‘gareth throw discus’. oafs have big skulls and limited intelligence. slow witted and plodding in speech.
gareth the oaf crashed his bike into a ditch and broke his leg.

garef fro discus!!!!
a clumsy awkward stupid person
that h-m- ronnie is such an oaf.
a large, clumsy, dim-witted individual who tends to break things.
tony: oren sat on my lawn chair and it broke into a million pieces.

nick: d-mn! what an oaf!
an oaf is a derogatory term for the elderly meaning ‘old as f-ck’
‘the car in front is so slow!’
‘must be an oaf driving’
an acronym for ‘old as f-ck’ – pr-nounced as spelled.

used to describe an old person, also usually a luddite.
d-mn – your dad had to call you from his house phone to ask you how to send a txt on his cell phone? he must be oaf!
mentally challenged human or orangutan, out-cast by their abnormally large manb–bs and incredibly low brain-nut.
“halo i m teh bestsed ppl in da werld!1 i liv in ma larg manshun n i m da most popula gurl in skewl!11” – the female oaf, found in its natural habitat… aol.

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