Oak Brook


one of the nation’s richest cities that everybody knows they wish they had the cash to live in, including myself. bmw’s and mercedes are common, but you’ll never drive from one side of oak brook to the other without seeing at least a couple ferraris. gated communities with 24/7 guards line the streets. on the north side is oak brook center, a mall of crazy – almost stupid – expensive stores. burberry, louis vuitton, hermes. to the south is where the mansions are. most of the rich elite in oak brook are nice, but some are very sn-bby and don’t take kindly to outsiders roaming around their turf. in the center is oak brook golf club and the price for membership is in the 6 figures. there are literally young kids crusing in ferrari’s in this ridiculous town.
“look at that chick rocking that yellow ferrari, louis vuitton bag, and $5000 coat.”
“meh, some oak brook elite”
a sw-nky suburb of chicago with a mall and no gas stations.
guess where i was was today…i got a ton of really expensive clothes, ran out of gas and had to walk all the way to the next town over to fuel up!

let me guess…oak brook?

yeah!

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